“Fuck you, you sniveling guttersnipe, I’m Merde Mission” - From the 3A Premade Sale promo piece
Merde Mission is the father of Bleak Mission and grandfather of Tommy Mission.
From the official promotional material from ThreeA:
“Adventure Kartel - Not For Starlings”
“If I was French, I would be called Shit. I’m OK with that. - Merde Mission”
“Merde was a Major, classic adventure soldier, fighting in obscure skirmishes in the Himalayas against Nazi Yeti, to hunting war ghost criminals throughout Africa etc etc!” - Ashley Wood, Q and A #40
When asked who would win in a fight, Merde, Bleak or Tommy, Ash replied, “Merde would clean ‘em all up, ruthless cunt of man, I mean Stallone, Schwartz, Die Hard era Bruce Willis - any fucker actually! C’mon his name is French for “shit”, you have to be tough to wear that mantle!” - ThreeA Blog Q and A (#8)
“… Merde has always had a penchant for German Shepherd, he see’s all other dogs as weak, unlike his now departed GS ROMMEL! Do we need a Rommel German shepherd, I would like one, actually we are working on a 1:1 Custard in Hoody and battle fatigues, I think a Shepherd would work well in 1:1. 3A pets, better that the real thing, why, they look cooler and dont piss or shit on your carpet! And if you want to buy a good quality living dog, our will be cheaper as well. 3A KENNELS!” - Ashley Wood, ThreeA blog Q and A (#16)
The Father of Bleak Mission. There were 2 releases of this awesome 4-pack - the first at the Japan Venture 3A event, along with a Bambaland.com version.
|Size||12 inches tall|
|What's In the Box||Removable cigarette|
|Points of Articulation||30|